Walk in the club cuz I’m VIP
All I do is dips and presses to this song.
The evolution of Gaga
Really, all he wanted for his son was to take over the family business and Luke just had to throw it back in his father’s face. I tell you, if I was offered a family business, let a lone an empire to take over, the dark side would be the least of my concerns. Kids don’t know anything about responsibility or tradition nowadays.
Luke was a punk. End of story.
Boba Fett is the best bounty hunter in the galaxy. If that’s the case then why even have a meeting with all these other scrubs in Empire Strikes Back. And then Vader really just hands Solo to Boba in Cloud City who then returns him to Jabba. I think there may be some sort of credit laundering operation between Jabba, Vader and Boba, but without a warrant we can’t do anything.
Han Solo is quite possibly is the worst cock-block in the galaxy. That and incest.
Cloud City is dangerous for a few reasons. Whenever you go there, you seem to always run into someone you know, but wish you didn’t. There are open vents everywhere and everything smells like molten metal because of it.
Also it’s a city that floats around in the air, powered by who knows what. It’s very progressive however, electing the only black man in the galaxy as President.
First contact was made between Princess Leia and Obi wan via a droid with Alzheimer’s. Engraving the underside of a droid turned out to be too expensive for the rebellion to afford.
Originally Anakin Skywalker, a young autistic boy with an affinity for building robots, Darth Vader grew up to be a government worker who had a robot body, which is really the best he could hope for.